so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm at about main and main street
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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