so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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