**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She's JV to your varsity
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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