Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Holy shit dude........stairs
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