No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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