Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My ATM looks so different sober.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
