After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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