i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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