...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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