carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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