people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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