There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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