you guys were way drunker than both of me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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