i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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