I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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