Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
