I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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