You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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