i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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