Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
