they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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