OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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