Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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