Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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