So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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