I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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