you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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