good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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