i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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