i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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