I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
