someone get that fucking seahorse.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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