Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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