You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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