im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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