So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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