If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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