i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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