But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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