We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
