its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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