Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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