I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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