are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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