I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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