I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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