Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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