Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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