Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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