If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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