Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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