too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Can I color on your dick again?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
