at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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