i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
