How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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