its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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