My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
