? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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